Californication "The Recused" Quotes
Charlie: What is a hairy scary A-lister to do? She calls the Marster over there and what does Marci do? She accidentally tears off a piece of Nicole's labia. Majora not minora, but there's blood everywhere. The movie shuts down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marcy: I don't do balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stu: What is it like to stare into the business end of Sandy Bullocks vagina? This woman knows.
• Rating: Unrated
Marcy: You're like a bald Benjamin Button aging in reverse. You're going to die a big pink quivering Jell-O, baby come on!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marci: It's nice to be with a grown up for once.
Charlie: I used to be a grown up...once.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abby: You made your bed, and then you f**ked me in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Marcy: Don't blame me because you were born with a clit for a c**k and a tiny little beanbag to house what passes for balls.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: So f**king mature that I want to punch myself in the d**k.
Karen: Do it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Karen: So what are you the Robin Hood of rapists now?
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: I love me some morning sex. Daylight, smelly puss, bad breathe, bring it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
