Californication

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What is a hairy scary A-lister to do? She calls the Marster over there and what does Marci do? She accidentally tears off a piece of Nicole's labia. Majora not minora, but there's blood everywhere. The movie shuts down.

Charlie

I don't do balls.

Marcy

What is it like to stare into the business end of Sandy Bullocks vagina? This woman knows.

Stu

You're like a bald Benjamin Button aging in reverse. You're going to die a big pink quivering Jell-O, baby come on!

Marcy

Marci: It's nice to be with a grown up for once.
Charlie: I used to be a grown up...once.

You made your bed, and then you fucked me in it.

Abby

Don't blame me because you were born with a clit for a cock and a tiny little beanbag to house what passes for balls.

Marcy

Hank: So fucking mature that I want to punch myself in the dick.
Karen: Do it!

So what are you the Robin Hood of rapists now?

Karen

I love me some morning sex. Daylight, smelly puss, bad breathe, bring it!

Hank
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Californication Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

So what are you the Robin Hood of rapists now?

Karen

I love me some morning sex. Daylight, smelly puss, bad breathe, bring it!

Hank