Californication "The Ride-Along" Quotes
Hank: You wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here?
Bates: No, nah, nonsense , I'm tucked. You know I was just telling Karen I used to f**k guys like Tyler back in prison. Did I ever tell you about the year I spent behind bars?
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: So what's the move here? Good cop, bad cop, bald cop?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: That's right, we're pullin' you over mutha fukka!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: I can't believe this, we are actually sitting around watching a cop eat doughnuts.
• Rating: Unrated
Cop: I never pulled my piece out on the job, never, not once.
Hank: Ah, too bad the same can't be said for Runkes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Samurai: What the f**k you got against Ryan Seacrest man?
Hank: Nothing in particular, the guy just bugs the s**t out of me.
Samurai: Why? This mother f**ker, he works hard, makes millions of dollars and he got a f**kin' catchphrase which I don't have and you wanna kill him dead? That's some harsh s**t Moody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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