Californication Season 5 Episode 5: "The Ride-Along" Quotes
Hank: You wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here?
Bates: No, nah, nonsense , I'm tucked. You know I was just telling Karen I used to fuck guys like Tyler back in prison. Did I ever tell you about the year I spent behind bars?
So what's the move here? Good cop, bad cop, bald cop?
Hank
That's right, we're pullin' you over mutha fukka!
Hank
I can't believe this, we are actually sitting around watching a cop eat doughnuts.
Hank
Cop: I never pulled my piece out on the job, never, not once.
Hank: Ah, too bad the same can't be said for Runkes.
Samurai: What the fuck you got against Ryan Seacrest man?
Hank: Nothing in particular, the guy just bugs the shit out of me.
Samurai: Why? This mother fucker, he works hard, makes millions of dollars and he got a fuckin' catchphrase which I don't have and you wanna kill him dead? That's some harsh shit Moody.
