Californication

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Californication
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Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they're all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?

Hank

Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you - for giving me a serious boner.

Hank

She's not much one for chatting - texting, yes - twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man.

Hank

You ladies really are the most amazing creatures - my life's work. But then there's the morning after - the hangover, the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. and she's gone and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.

Hank

You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second, and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.

Hank

Becca: Sometimes I think I'd be happy to stay a virgin forever. Seems like once you get laid -
Chelsea: Your life basically turns to shit?

Charlie? Charlie Runkle? Are you inside that woman?

Marcy

We're 100% sure she's a 100% woman, right?

Hank
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Californication Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Charlie? Charlie Runkle? Are you inside that woman?

Marcy

We're 100% sure she's a 100% woman, right?

Hank