Californication "Verities & Balderdash" Quotes
Hank: Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they're all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you - for giving me a serious boner.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Hank: She's not much one for chatting - texting, yes - twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: You ladies really are the most amazing creatures - my life's work. But then there's the morning after - the hangover, the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. and she's gone and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Hank: You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second, and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Becca: Sometimes I think I'd be happy to stay a virgin forever. Seems like once you get laid -
Chelsea: Your life basically turns to s**t?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marcy: Charlie? Charlie Runkle? Are you inside that woman?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Hank: We're 100% sure she's a 100% woman, right?
• Rating: Unrated
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