Californication

Californication

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Californication "Waiting for the Miracle" Quotes

Carrie: You f**ked me in the ass Hank! I swallowed your cum, but worst of all, I swallowed your f**king bulls**t. And you can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me, but it's still stealing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: No she's not right and even if she were you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong.
 • Rating: Unrated
Bates: To go in through the outdoor is maybe the most beautiful act known to modern man.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: Innocent until proven diminutive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Here's to bending over and taking it, Hollywood style.
Bates: And this from the nineteenth writer on Santa Monica Cap, I'm touched.
Hank: Ah douché my friend, douché .
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Any advice?
Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie.
Charlie: And who is that exactly?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Becca: This is nothing, I've seen some s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated
Carrie: I'm so drunk on c**k...stay here and f**k me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 8
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