Californication

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You fucked me in the ass Hank! I swallowed your cum, but worst of all, I swallowed your fucking bullshit. And you can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me, but it's still stealing.

Carrie

No she's not right and even if she were you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong.

Hank

To go in through the outdoor is maybe the most beautiful act known to modern man.

Bates

Innocent until proven diminutive.

Hank

Hank: Here's to bending over and taking it, Hollywood style.
Bates: And this from the nineteenth writer on Santa Monica Cap, I'm touched.
Hank: Ah douché my friend, douché .

Charlie: Any advice?
Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie.
Charlie: And who is that exactly?

This is nothing, I've seen some shit.

Becca

Carrie: I'm so drunk on cock...stay here and fuck me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?

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Californication Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

This is nothing, I've seen some shit.

Becca

Carrie: I'm so drunk on cock...stay here and fuck me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?