Californication Season 4 Quotes
The only thing I'm guilty of is poor judgement.Hank
Get me a strainer, I'll clean it up, I'll make it nice.Hank
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.Hank
I look like a fucking FBI agent.Hank
I don't know how we got here, but this is where we are.Karen
I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.Hank
Once you were my future, then you were my misery, now you're almost my past.Karen
Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
Hank: No not so much, actually you like girls who would hurt girls who were into American Idol.
Marcy: I don't know what to tell you Charlie? The heart wants.
Charlie: Well this heart wants freedom from responsibility and an abundance of strange.
There is nothing wrong with the big blue bus.Karen
Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?Hank
Your virginity is mine brother Runkle!Peggy