Californication Season 5 Quotes
Kali: Will you stop calling me a fucking bitch please!
Samurai: Come on Ma, I was just peacocking baby.
Hank: She is a beautiful woman, true dat.
Samurai: What's with the use of all the urban patois man?
Hank: Hey its the ABC's of me baby.
Tyler: What? You don't want a man pound?
Hank: Not really, especially when you put it that way.
I'm not twelve, you can't bribe me anymore. Well you can, but you have to adjust for lifestyle and inflation.
Becca
Some girls are timid and lack focus, but you, you should be in porn.
Hank
I made myself a promise and I kept it! My heart and cock both swell with pride.
Charlie
I don't even know a mother fucker's real name. I just call him Alfred and he snaps right to it.
Samurai
He's like you but awesome.
Karen
Charlie: I missed yo black ass!
Hank: Later Masturbator.
I've got a kind of bunny boiler situation happening, she's got a key to my place.
Hank
Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
I enjoy the casual nature of things.
Hank
