I need a writer around as much as I need a case of crabs.


Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

Rick Castle

She took my coffee, Castle!


She's straight out of a Carrie Underwood song.


Ryan, why don't you take The Situation down to the bar?


Castle: I hate going to weddings alone.
Beckett: Well maybe we could be each others' plus ones.

Castle:It seems like I've got a fan.
Beckett:Ya a really deranged fan.
Castle:oh you don't look that deranged to me.
Castle:Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wickens out for blood? Only hard core Castle groupies read that one.

Staring at the phone won't make it ring. I learned that in junior high.


Does anyone else have a sudden urge to run through the streets screaming They're Here!!

Wouldn't it be better to tell her and the timing be wrong than to never tell her at all?

Martha to Castle

Beckett: What are you doing? (Castle looking into Bobby's evidence bag)
Castle: It's called investigating. You should try it.
Beckett: I usually wait until there's a crime.
Castle: Cell phone, money clip.
Castle: He stuck a piece of gum to a paper before he put it in his pocket.
Beckett: One of his last acts was not littering.
Castle: Yes, but there's a word on this paper..."tory." Could be a mystery woman.
Beckett: Wow, Castle. Cracking this case wide open.

Wow, she looks like an overstuffed sausage.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.