Hey, that's not Jason Bateman.

Paparazzi

The guy has been divorced twice and is still chasing bimbos. Maybe it is who he is.

Beckett

How come I didn't hear about this on TMZ?

How is a DVD going to kill you?

Esposito

What you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact it has. Numerous times.

Perlmutter

Esposito: Behold Monster.
Castle: More like Cookie Monster.

Who puts a body on the ceiling?

I'm a lost cause. I'm in love with my wife.

Ryan

That ain't ketchup.

Ryan

How do you know when you're in love?

Alexis

The guy hunts big foot. I don't think rational behavior is something he's familiar with.

Esposito

People change when you're not looking.

Beckett

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.