The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha


Spoiler alert.

Best. Dad. Ever.

I was googling myself and found this!

Hola! On behalf of the NYPD, I'd like to welcome you to the world's greatest city!


Betrayal is a way of life.


Richard, this is not one of your books. You don't know the ending.


Beckett: Rick, I love you.
Castle: I love you too.

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

Get a girl's hair wet and they never let it go.


Shut the front door.

Good thing I'm not a one hit wonder.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.