Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.

You're in a room full of detectives and not one of them has a clue.

Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.

Are you going to water board me? Because that would seriously affect our relationship.

I told you I could sing!


Beckett: I have no life.
Lainie: No, Mr. Bishop has no life. That's why he's on my table.

Shut the front door.

It's rise of the machines.

I was featured in the NYPD calendar.


Sorry we had to cockblock you, bro.


Now will she want it next week or next month, who knows? But this is what she wants today and if you want her to be a part of your life then you are going to have to change your point of view.


This case is exceeding even my loftily expectations.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.