Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner.

Martha

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Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer?

Castle

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Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche?

Castle

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• Added: November 02, 2010

Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

Castle

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Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

Castle

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• Added: November 02, 2010

I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.

Castle

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