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Castle

Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner.

Martha

Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer?

Castle

Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche?

Castle

Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

Castle

Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

Castle

I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.

Castle
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