Castle

Castle "Pilot" Quotes

Castle:It seems like I've got a fan.
Beckett:Ya a really deranged fan.
Castle:oh you don't look that deranged to me.
Beckett:What?
Castle:Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wickens out for blood? Only hard core Castle groupies read that one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Mr. Castle you've got quite a rap sheet for a best selling author. It says here you stole a police horse?
Castle:Borrowed.
Beckett:Ah. and you were nude at the time.
Castle:It was spring.
Beckett:And every time the charges were dropped.
Castle:Well the mayors a fan but if it makes you feel any better I would be happy to let you spank me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Cute trick, but don't think you know me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:Baby bird?
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:We could always have coffee together, you know debrief each other
Beckett:Why Castle so I can be another one of your conquests?
Castle:or I could be one of yours.
Beckett:It was nice to have met you Castle.
Castle:To bad it would have been great.
Beckett:You have no idea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alexis: If I'm gonna have to keep bailing you out, you're going to have to raise my allowance... a lot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: No signs of struggle. He knew her.
Lanie: Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?
Kate: I do. Every Saturday night.
Lanie: A little lipstick wouldn't hurt.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: You want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no, that's gonna be more fun than Shark Week.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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