Castle

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Castle

Ryan:It's like soccer, you score in our goal it's still our point.
Beckett:Soccer huh.
Esposito:Works for me.
Castle:Well what about baseball? Because this team just knocked one right out of the park.
*Beckett clicks, whistles*
Beckett:Ahhh...
Ryan:But our team was supposed to be up to bat.
Beckett:Again with that one.
Castle:Your team was to scared to even get off the bus.
Esposito:Uh Castle our team drove the bus.
Castle:Ok Nascar then, as our car flew through the checkard finish line your car crashed and burned
Beckett:Under a beautiful full moon.

Esposito: A warm milk nightcap with your lady? That is sad, bro.
Ryan: It helps her sleep.
Esposito: How about the sound of your voice? It works on me.

You know, if this was one of those super-sciencey forensics shows, they'd stick some electrodes in these fishes' brains. Get a fish eye's view of whatever they saw.

Castle

Esposito: Loser wears a dress to the precinct for a week.
Ryan: And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head. Or are you chicken?
Castle: You're on, honey milk.

Ryan: How you doing, Dr. Perlmutter?
Dr. Perlmutter: Shhhh! The body is speaking.
Esposito: What's it saying?
Dr. Perlmutter: It's saying "somebody shot me."

Castle: What is it about full moons that bring out all the crazies?
Beckett: I don't know, you tell me.

Dr. Parish: Looks like a patient lost his patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. You're should be you-'-re as in you are, that's not even a tough one not like when to use who or whom.
Beckett: Do you really think that's the take away here Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

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Castle Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Castle: What is it about full moons that bring out all the crazies?
Beckett: I don't know, you tell me.

Dr. Parish: Looks like a patient lost his patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. You're should be you-'-re as in you are, that's not even a tough one not like when to use who or whom.
Beckett: Do you really think that's the take away here Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

Castle Season 2 Episode 2 Music

  Song Artist
Sloan who taught you to live like that Who Taught You To Live Like That? Sloan iTunes
Actionslacks we are not the losers anymore We Are Not the Losers (Anymore) Actionslacks iTunes
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