Castle

Castle Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 8: "Heartbreak Hotel"

Castle: Trust me, you do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mr. Turner: That's the thing about luck, it changes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gates: You're a good cop, but I think you can do better if you minimize your distractions.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gates: Besides Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Women. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alexis: I know you mean well, but I don't think going out with my dad is going to make me feel better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: It's almost like the thought of marriage fills him with an impending sense of doom. Oh wait, that's me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Let's not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: The last time I saw you in your pj's after eight am I think you were four.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "Cops & Robbers"

Castle: Even as a hostage I help you solve murders. Beckett, I think you have the perfect partner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: If you pull that trigger, I will personally walk through those doors and put a bullet in your skull.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Martha: Don't you touch him you son of a bitch!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Hey Castle Jr., can you start acting like a cop?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Castle: Why Doogie Howser? There is so many cool TV doctors. Dr. House...Dr. Shepherd...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: My partner is in that bank!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Beckett: I don't look, I hunt. And trust me, you don't want that.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Castle: Tell me you need me.
Beckett: Excuse me?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Martha: You are nothing but a well dressed loan shark.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 6: "Demons"

Castle: Any relationship that lasts longer than a breath mint is going to have challenges.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Ryan: You have a big fight after?
Esposito: Big fight? No. Mega fight? Yes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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