Castle:It seems like I've got a fan.
Beckett:Ya a really deranged fan.
Castle:oh you don't look that deranged to me.
Beckett:What?
Castle:Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wickens out for blood? Only hard core Castle groupies read that one.

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Beckett:Mr. Castle you've got quite a rap sheet for a best selling author. It says here you stole a police horse?
Castle:Borrowed.
Beckett:Ah. and you were nude at the time.
Castle:It was spring.
Beckett:And every time the charges were dropped.
Castle:Well the mayors a fan but if it makes you feel any better I would be happy to let you spank me.

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Cute trick, but don't think you know me.

Beckett

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Hispanic and cocky ya you would definitely be the first to go.

Ryan

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Beckett:Very Butch Castle
Castle:I know right.

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I tried to stay in the car I really did.

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Castle:(singing)Pa na na na na na na na Pa na na na na na.
Beckett:Castle.
Castle:Sorry

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Esposito:So was it like a Mamma Mia thing? Ya I bet your mom was really wild back then.
Castle:You really need to stop talking now.

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Castle is famously fatherless.

Beckett

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That was Joe Freakin Torrey, I gotta call my dad!

Beckett

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Beckett, Kate, Detective

Beckett

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Castle:We should have a catch phrase. She's armed, He's Dangerous
Beckett:Na Uh
Castle:A new chapter in crime solving... get it chapter.
Beckett:No.

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