Castle Quotes
Wow, she looks like an overstuffed sausage.
What is life without challenges?
Alexis: I'm a rat killer.
Castle: You don't know that, you may just be a loser.
Speaking of rats, I have to go.
Beckett: The thing about murderers. Mario, is they tend to not have solid alibis.
Castle: Generally because they are murdering somebody.
Castle: What's the strangest pet you've ever had?
Beckett: You.
Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner.
Martha
Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer?
Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche?
Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.
Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?
I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.
