Castle

Castle Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 6: "Always Buy Retail"

Beckett:Castle. are you having a breakdown?
Castle:not a breakdown a breakthrough... I really am ruggedly handsome aren't I.
Beckett:I'm waiting for the breakthrough
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "A Chill Goes Through Her Veins"

Castle:Until tomorrow detective Beckett.
Beckett:Can't you just say night?
Castle:I'm a writer night is boring... until tomorrow is more hopeful.
Beckett:ya well I'm a cop. night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

By hand? That's like life before TiVo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Hell Hath No Fury"

Castle:Promise not to hate me
Beckett:I already hate you.
Castle:Fair enough
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Call me a muse again and I will break both your legs -k-
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Nanny McDead"

Castle:My lifeless remains cannot sue the city?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Detective Kate Beckett NYPD
Castle:Richard Castle just NY
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alexis: How come we never had a nanny?
Castle: Well, your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: (to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving. You should really try it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Kate: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it?
Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot more fun, but alright.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot or killed.
Kate: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Castle:It seems like I've got a fan.
Beckett:Ya a really deranged fan.
Castle:oh you don't look that deranged to me.
Beckett:What?
Castle:Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wickens out for blood? Only hard core Castle groupies read that one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Mr. Castle you've got quite a rap sheet for a best selling author. It says here you stole a police horse?
Castle:Borrowed.
Beckett:Ah. and you were nude at the time.
Castle:It was spring.
Beckett:And every time the charges were dropped.
Castle:Well the mayors a fan but if it makes you feel any better I would be happy to let you spank me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Cute trick, but don't think you know me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:Baby bird?
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:We could always have coffee together, you know debrief each other
Beckett:Why Castle so I can be another one of your conquests?
Castle:or I could be one of yours.
Beckett:It was nice to have met you Castle.
Castle:To bad it would have been great.
Beckett:You have no idea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alexis: If I'm gonna have to keep bailing you out, you're going to have to raise my allowance... a lot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: No signs of struggle. He knew her.
Lanie: Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?
Kate: I do. Every Saturday night.
Lanie: A little lipstick wouldn't hurt.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: You want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no, that's gonna be more fun than Shark Week.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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