Castle

Castle Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 24: "A Deadly Game"

Castle: How old would you say that kid is?
Martha Castle: Old enough to do all the things you did at his age
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: Now we know why our victim doesn't exist... He is a spy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 23: "Overkill"

Beckett:I cannot believe you asked for samples.
Castle:What they said anything we want plus these aren't for me they are for Ryan and Esposito.
Beckett:Don't you mean Charlotte and Miranda.
Castle:Wait that would make me Carrie.
Beckett:You are so metrosexual for even knowing that.
Castle:Hey only watched that show out of the corner of my eye when my mom had it on.... that didn't make my point quite like i wanted it to.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: People always say they wanna die in their sleep.
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Season 2 Episode 22: "Food to Die For"

Maddie:I get it your hot for Castle, you want to make little Castle Babies.
Beckett:Maddie he can hear us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:I know I heard.... Everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 21: "Den of Thieves"

Castle:I'm not used to losing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: I knew there was something I didn't like about him. Too pretty. Bet he takes yoga classes just so he can pick up girls... Probably subscribes to The New Yorker but doesn't even read it... just leaves a copy layin' out where people can see it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Wow, it's like we're all on the same case.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Two weeks ago, I saved your life twice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 19: "The Late Shaft"

Castle:We should have a catch phrase. She's armed, He's Dangerous
Beckett:Na Uh
Castle:A new chapter in crime solving... get it chapter.
Beckett:No.
 • Rating: Unrated

Laine:I also except cash, chocolates, and jewelry
Castle:Duly noted.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby Mann: And did you hear? Our favorite golfer is in the news again. Missed a charity tournament over the weekend. Really unfortunate. The world's top golfer had to pull out. In fact, it's the first time he's pulled out of anything... in five years.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: That's why she was throwing herself at you. She wanted you to recommend her for the part.
Castle: What?
Beckett: For the record, she's nothing like Nikki Heat.
Castle: Oh! You just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me.
Beckett: Why would I care?
Castle: Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care?
Beckett: I don't!
Castle: Fine! I'm gonna go get some coffee.
Beckett: Fine! I've got work to do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: What are you doing? (Castle looking into Bobby's evidence bag)
Castle: It's called investigating. You should try it.
Beckett: I usually wait until there's a crime.
Castle: Cell phone, money clip.
Castle: He stuck a piece of gum to a paper before he put it in his pocket.
Beckett: One of his last acts was not littering.
Castle: Yes, but there's a word on this paper..."tory." Could be a mystery woman.
Beckett: Wow, Castle. Cracking this case wide open.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Ellie Monroe, huh?
Castle: Yeah, she's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing. That we were his last guests. She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together.
Beckett: "Comforting?" Is that what the cool kids call it these days?
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: You sure you want to take that many books?
Alexis: Overambitious for a 5 day trip?
Castle: You're gonna be responsible for your own pack. I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader. Besides, look at all those pages the trees might want revenge.
 • Rating: Unrated

Janine Marks: He was banging my daughter right under my nose? I will kill him!
Castle: He's already dead.
Janine Marks: Well, I will kill him again. I don't care. Where's the corpse?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin Ryan : Aren't famous people crazy and narcissistic?
Kate Beckett : I don't know. Gotta ask Castle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 18: "Wrapped Up in Death"

Castle: What's the difference between cursed and clumsy?
Alexis: I'll get a band aid.
Castle: Get two.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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