Castle

Castle Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Suicide Squeeze"

Beckett:Castle is famously fatherless.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett:That was Joe Freakin Torrey, I gotta call my dad!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Beckett, Kate, Detective
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "The Third Man"

Ryan:Do they know they are finishing each others sentences?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:Did she just flip her hair?
Esposito:I'm tellin ya, puppies man. puppies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:Oh you hate me a little right now don't you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Esposito: Why do you care about some motherfreakin' snakes on a motherfreakin' plane?
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: I have no life.
Lainie: No, Mr. Bishop has no life. That's why he's on my table.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: You're such a metrosexual.
Castle: Yeah, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Beckett: So you heard? And it's man, Castle. Pin-up man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 12: "Sucker Punch"

Beckett to Castle:I've gotten used to you pulling my pigtails.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett:Oh ya like that do ya.
Castle: Oh ya very Miami Vice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Fifth Bullet"

Castle:see judging and disapproving, you are so my work wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito:No bro if the bullet was made out of ice it still would have made a bullet hole
Ryan:I think you mean ice hole
Castle:What did you just call me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan:Good thing the guy reads Russian literature, if he'd been a Nichols Sparks fan he'd be dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Love Me Dead"

Castle:He's a word smith.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett:A felon who wants to be a lock smith what could go wrong there?
Jessop:You know you don't have to be mean.
Castle:Ya wow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: What was that for?
Alexis: For being the best dad ever.
Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: Why would a respected prosecutor become a pimp?
Castle: The outfits.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: So how do we find Danton?
Beckett: We talk to one of the call girls. (to Cho) Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.
Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: You've got quite a record, Mr. Knox.
Castle: Your parents must be proud.
Knox: Yeah, they hang all my mug shots on the fridge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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