Castle

Castle Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 9: "Kill Shot"

Beckett: Do you know what he has that most men don't?
Castle: A Josh Groban cd?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rick: Don't worry mother, I saw this work on Die Hard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Heartbreak Hotel"

Alexis: He has the IQ of a squirrel.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Esposito: What Elvis can't be brown. I'm El-vis.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Castle: This is the worst impromptu bachelor party while on case ever!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: We're not going to be seeing Carrot Top tonight, are we?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Castle: Trust me, you do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mr. Turner: That's the thing about luck, it changes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gates: You're a good cop, but I think you can do better if you minimize your distractions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gates: Besides Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Women. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alexis: I know you mean well, but I don't think going out with my dad is going to make me feel better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: It's almost like the thought of marriage fills him with an impending sense of doom. Oh wait, that's me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Let's not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: The last time I saw you in your pj's after eight am I think you were four.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Cops & Robbers"

Castle: Even as a hostage I help you solve murders. Beckett, I think you have the perfect partner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: If you pull that trigger, I will personally walk through those doors and put a bullet in your skull.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Martha: Don't you touch him you son of a bitch!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Hey Castle Jr., can you start acting like a cop?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Castle: Why Doogie Howser? There is so many cool TV doctors. Dr. House...Dr. Shepherd...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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