Didn't you say you should date somebody your own age. What's with you dating a forty year old?


Don't even get me started on those shoulder pads. Who even thought that would be a good idea?


April: That was the most dirtiest four minutes.
Leo: Four? That was at least five.

That dress is the worst dress i've ever seen and you were a C section.


You know what they say about a guy with a pet snake. He's a loser.


You know, I didn't realize asking you to look out for Brenna meant keeping huge secrets.


April, I get it. You're sick.


April: You guys breaking up had nothing to do with me.
Brenna: It had everything to do with you.

I just imagined Beckham on the other side of that door.


Danny: What was that for?
Girl: It's better than letting you keep talking.

Are you sure you're bi because you like straight up act like a lesbian sometimes.


We watched a foreign film - Guardians of the Galaxy.


Chasing Life Quotes

April: I have leukemia.
Beth: Hilarious. Seriously, what's up?
April. No. Seriously. I have leukemia.

Dominic: So, no secret boyfriend.
April: No.
Dominic: You're just sleeping with your uncle?
April: Yes.
Dominic: That's fine!