On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

Bitch, are you out of your mind.

Dawson

Shay: You're working?
Dawson: Well, with you faking it somebody's gotta step up.

Gail: I was able to cobble together a very attractive early retirement package for you. The state believes that firehouse 51 is worth saving. Sadly, it's your leadership we're unhappy with. So my offer will save a stain on your record and allow you to work private sector. We will need your decision by Friday.
Boden: I have one now. Kiss my ass.

April: You scared me.
Severide: I don't remember any of it.
April: Nothing?
Severide: Nothing.

Brett: If he said the bruises went away...
Cruz: I don't buy it. Otis gets a hang nail, he doesn't shut up about it for a week. This he says is nothing?

I guess what I’m trying to say is, dark skies don’t always mean rain.

Herrmann

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

Is there any chance that this baby...?

Severide

Chicago Fire Quotes

Jimmy: Hey guys, the tortoise is getting away.
Dawson: Mouch, you gonna stop it?
Mouch: What's the rush?

You're my first friend in Chicago, you know that?

Brett