I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

Mills, all the lives we save, the people we help, you think they give a damn which company's insignia we wear?

Casey

Shay: You're working?
Dawson: Well, with you faking it somebody's gotta step up.

Bitch, are you out of your mind.

Dawson

Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

I 'm so damn proud of you Kelly, and if I were straight I'd throw the biggest hump into you right now.

Shay

We're not cops. People are happy to see a firefighter arrive.

Hermann

It turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism.

Leslie

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

Is there any chance that this baby...?

Severide

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

Chicago Fire Quotes

It’s my job as an old firefighter to teach the young firefighters how to become old ones.

Herrmann

Hey! One hand on the beam, Cal, and I don't care if you're carrying a cow! Men die when they relax!

Kelly