I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

Stay focused, Dawson. They're gonna make it. They always make it.

Sylvie

April: You scared me.
Severide: I don't remember any of it.
April: Nothing?
Severide: Nothing.

Mills, all the lives we save, the people we help, you think they give a damn which company's insignia we wear?

Casey

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

Brett: If he said the bruises went away...
Cruz: I don't buy it. Otis gets a hang nail, he doesn't shut up about it for a week. This he says is nothing?

Boden: OK. It's 8:29. This thing is set to go...
Mills: Chief. Respectfully -- shut up.

Emma: How'd you end up at 51.
Carver: Chief Boden recommended me.
Emma: The Deputy District Chief, that's quite the endorsement.
Carver: Yeah, I guess, is this--
Emma: And how are you liking it here? I know 51 isn't always the most welcoming with new people. It can be a little, I don't want to say cliquey but yeah cliquey, has that been your experience?

This is a firehouse. It's not group therapy.

Severide

Gail: I was able to cobble together a very attractive early retirement package for you. The state believes that firehouse 51 is worth saving. Sadly, it's your leadership we're unhappy with. So my offer will save a stain on your record and allow you to work private sector. We will need your decision by Friday.
Boden: I have one now. Kiss my ass.

Chicago Fire Quotes

Kidd: I just got to keep busy. Working the bar’s good for that. Um, you know I’m gonna need some major distraction when I get home, right?
Severide: I think I can provide.
Kidd: You are so selfless.

Casey: Well, you gotta admit, he's happy.
Dawson: She's a graphic artist he met at the craps table. Her name is Brittany and she's from Florida? You know what that adds up to? Stripper!
Casey: What do you have against Florida?