On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

So, I just pretended to be Casey's girlfriend.

Dawson

Mills, all the lives we save, the people we help, you think they give a damn which company's insignia we wear?

Casey

I 'm so damn proud of you Kelly, and if I were straight I'd throw the biggest hump into you right now.

Shay

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

It turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism.

Leslie

Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

Bitch, are you out of your mind.

Dawson

April: You scared me.
Severide: I don't remember any of it.
April: Nothing?
Severide: Nothing.

Is there any chance that this baby...?

Severide

Chicago Fire Quotes

Chief Boden once told me, "a hero's not somebody who's unafraid, it's the guy who's scared to death and does what's right anyway."

Casey

Brett: You should definitely get that looked at.
Otis: Oh my God, are you saying I have cancer?
Brett: No Otis, I'm not saying you have cancer. I'm saying get a doctor to look at it so you don't give yourself an ulcer.