I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.


On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.


A cop walks into a bar.


Shay: You're working?
Dawson: Well, with you faking it somebody's gotta step up.

Mills, all the lives we save, the people we help, you think they give a damn which company's insignia we wear?


I 'm so damn proud of you Kelly, and if I were straight I'd throw the biggest hump into you right now.


We're not cops. People are happy to see a firefighter arrive.


Bitch, are you out of your mind.


It turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism.


Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

So, I just pretended to be Casey's girlfriend.


Is there any chance that this baby...?

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Hey! One hand on the beam, Cal, and I don't care if you're carrying a cow! Men die when they relax!


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