Dawson: It's kind of amazing, how bad you are at sussing out lesbians.
Shay: I know, right?

How is she finding out all this stuff?

Hermann

Dawson got her ass squeezed by a drunken Englishman.

Leslie

Megan: Which one killed Lesley?
Severide: That one.
Megan: You better find that son of a bitch and make him pay.

Michael Jackson couldn't handle those.

Shay

Check out the floorboard. He was gonna Mad Max this thing.

Jimmy

Mills: Brett, where are you?
Brett: I'm here.

Severide: What's your name.
Adrian: You already know that.

Benny: It's about House 51.
Gail: Yes, we are working out a few problems over there.
Benny: So I understand.
Gail: Your son's at 51.
Benny: Yes, I'm very proud of him. Which is part of the reason I'm here. I know the guys in that house. They're good firefighters and the community depends on that. My question to you is: is it a problem house or is there a problem chief?

Holy moly these guys must be the 1% I keep hearing about.

Mouch

My cousin, the poster child for Better Homes and Gardens, throws this really super fancy Christmas party every year.

Dawson

Enjoy it while you can, this is entrapment.

Voight

Chicago Fire Quotes

He's a good kid. Someday he's gonna kill somebody.

Boden

Severide: I know what kind of man you are, show me that I'm right.
Duffy: I'm sorry Kelly, but you're wrong.