You know what my dream's always been Connie? Getting rid of that single ply toilet paper you signed off on three months ago.

Herrmann

Dawson: You sure I can't talk you out of this?
Jimmy: Forfeit? No way you trained me, I'm ready.
Dawson: Well, I trained you for Roman.
Roman: Hey, I hurt my wrist, not my ears.

Casey: Herrmann, did you try and rig it by making Jimmy look like a bum so we'd all get fleeced?
Herrmann: Yes.
Brett: See this is why I don't bet on sports.
Dawson: Also, you don't understand them.

Herrmann: I'll post a copy over at Molly's. Ten percent off all drinks for anybody who signs the petition.
Mouch: Pretty sure that's illegal.
Herrmann: Five percent then.
Mouch: Still illegal.

Cruz: Look Lieutenant, I don't feel right about putting you in the middle of this. The position of the aerial, it wasn't part of our rescue, so maybe we don't put it in, you know?
Severide: You sure about what you saw?
Cruz: 100%
Severide: Then that's how we file it.

Jimmy: You ok?
Brett: Chili pushed me to my limit, and then flamed out. Ogle is inciting me to violence, and now you're leaving, so no, I'm not okay.

Ma'am I can't risk my men's lives for a cat.

Boden

Becks: A little free advice: you're in Chicago politics now. There's no shallow end.

Hey, maybe we mix things up a little bit, huh? Party bus to Indiana, hmm? Open bar, open road, who knows what'll happen?

Cruz

I'm not a politician. I'm just a guy who wants to help this ward.

Casey

You got to tell him, Chief. I mean, this is a betrayal on par with Cain and Abel.

Hermann [about not being Mouch's best man]

Wow, this is bad bad bad.

Hermann

Chicago Fire Quotes

Kidd: I just got to keep busy. Working the bar’s good for that. Um, you know I’m gonna need some major distraction when I get home, right?
Severide: I think I can provide.
Kidd: You are so selfless.

Casey: Well, you gotta admit, he's happy.
Dawson: She's a graphic artist he met at the craps table. Her name is Brittany and she's from Florida? You know what that adds up to? Stripper!
Casey: What do you have against Florida?