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Chuck "Chuck Versus Santa Claus" Quotes

Big Mike: Love the smell of day before Christmas in the morning.
Emmett: There's just nothing quite like the sweet scent of desperate last-minute shoppers in the air.
Big Mike: You jack our prices up 10%?
Emmett: 15. You snooze, you lose.
Big Mike: We're going to rob them blind.
Emmett: Merry Christmas!
Big Mike: Merry Christmas!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: It's okay everyone. It was a mistake. An accidental shooting, but Casey is gonna be just fine.
Casey: You idiot. You owe me a toe, Bartowski!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: You're gonna be okay, John. A lot of people get by with nine toes.
Jeff: I'm getting by fine with eight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lester: How much do you think a toe is worth to Casey?
Jeff: Why?
Lester: Maybe there's a finder's fee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Casey: You know, I survived three wars without so much as losing a fingernail before I met you, Bartowski.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ned: I, uh... I feel terrible about shooting your friend's toe off.
Chuck: No, no, no, no, that's okay. Sometimes, I feel like shooting him myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: Let me ask you something. What do you do when you see your girlfriend do something so horrific, it's permanently burned into your brain?
Chuck: I don't know buddy. But I know exactly what you mean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con-job.
Chuck: OK. You're a little different from the rest of us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: I don't want to hurt anyone Chuck. So as long as no-one gets brave, no-one gets shot. Okay?
Chuck: Okay. I think we're safe. Yeah. This store has a very strict no bravery policy.
 • Rating: Unrated

General Beckman: The suspect's name is Nathan Rhyerson. He is a civilian. No record, not even a speeding ticket in the past 10 years.
Casey: Oh, Nathan picked himself the wrong place to be naughty instead of nice.
 • Rating: Unrated

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