Did you just flash during Duck Hunt?"


Morgan: So am I member of the team?
Chuck: Let's walk before you you run. Maybe crawl before that.

Colonel Casey, you always walk around angry. I should have known you had a secret.


My best friend is a spy? This is unbelievable! This is the best news I ever heard! This makes perfect sense. Why we never hang out, why we never talk anymore. I thought I lost you but you were out saving the world. Chuck, you are officially rehired as my best friend.


Lester: How do we know we can trust you, son that you're not some kind of spy for the man?
Casey: Because the only thing I hate more than hippie and neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they eventually grow up to become.
Lester: Yeah, that works for me.

What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here! I just reclaimed my awesomeness.


You're only as food as your last flash, huh?

Chuck: You're firing me from the Buy More?
Morgan: You kidding me? You're the best nerd herder we got. I'm firing you as my best friend.

I'm not a machine! Okay I am a machine, but I'm also a person.

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