Chuck "Chuck Versus the Dream Job" Quotes
Chuck: I'm not who you think I am.
Vincent: It's good to see you again. Good to see both of you.
Stephen: Don't worry, Charles. I'm not who you think I am, either.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(Drew gives Chuck a tour of Roark Instruments)
Chuck: Hey, what's that?
Drew: The lobby.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: Elevator.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: The bathroom.
Chuck: (Giddy) Man, this place is awesome!
• Rating: Unrated
Sarah: Are you okay?
Chuck: Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm-- I'm glad we found him for Ellie.
Sarah: And for you?
Chuck: Yeah. Maybe he's not as crazy as I remembered.
(Stephen returns with an overnight bag)
Stephen: Oookay, let's go get your sister married, hunh? Maybe we should...wait until dark, they're... (he peeks through the curtains) they're tracking my every move. (Muttering to himself) Rat bastards...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(After Chuck shoots tranquilizers at Casey)
Casey: I'm gonna kill you when I wake up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lester: Good morning, Big Michael!
Big Mike: Where the hell did you come from?
Jeff: We have a proposition for you.
Big Mike: I'll pass, excuse me...
Lester: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Two words. NextExpo.
Jeff: That's one word.
Lester: Stop counting.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: (to Stephen) I've been looking for you for a long time. The years have been unkind. I could offer you a good moisturizer.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck [to Sarah and Casey after seeing them dressed at nerds at NextExpo]: Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies
• Rating: Unrated
Casey [to Chuck holding him at gunpoint with a tranquilizer]: You don't even have the common courtesy to threaten me with an actual firearm?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck [to Sarah about his dad]: Maybe he's not as crazy as I remember
Steve (Chuck's Dad): We might want to wait until night time, they're tracking my every move
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9
