Chuck

Chuck "Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff" Quotes

Viviain: You don't know who I am. You have both lied to me, betrayed me, and shattered my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Captain Awesome: Target is on the move "Hot Mamma".
Ellie Bartowski: Copy that "Six Pack" I got the baby, you got the car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Volkoff: Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan...and he looks like me.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Chuck: Wait, what is happening?
Volkoff: Oh this is what we call the twist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Volkoff: My grandmother always used to say play your cards close to the vest. And wear a coat over the vest, or you'll look like a jerk.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Elias: Pick a game. Dice, roulette, cards. You win, the tracker is yours. I win, you die.
Chuck: Do you have UNO?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Why didn't you tell us that Elias hates you?
Volkoff: Everyone hates me. I accept that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Volkoff: I'm not interested in how the world can serve me anymore. I'm interested in how I can serve my fellow man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Volkoff: It's true. I cut in front of William in the cafeteria line.
 • Rating: Unrated

Casey: No matter how much you believe in this broad, remember she's still a Volkoff.
 • Rating: Unrated

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