Letting your personal life interfere with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record, it's about damn time.


Attention Mr. and Mrs. whatever your last name is.


You know it can take seven minutes to strangle someone. I've gotten it to under 50 seconds.


Chuck's off the grid with Walker, you do the math. (Morgan looks clueless) He's going to need a walker when Walker's done with him. (still cluless) They're having intercourse, idiot.


Sarah [referring to Devon packing weight for Africa]: Devon, what are these?
Awesome: Babe, this didn't happen by accident.

Chuck: Sarah Walker, do you agree to quit the spy life with me?
Sarah: I do.

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