Guys, I know Kung Fu... again.

Mary: Chuck, I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you'll trust me.
Chuck: Mom, I already do.

Devon, I know you're the world's worst liar, but right now I need you to be awesome.

Chuck, I want you to have fun tonight, but if I get the feeling that you're plotting against me...I need this dinner to be perfect.


Kids love me!


I'm not just gonna sit here on all fours and watch those two die.


Give me Frost or I will kill you all, starting with the fat man and the Indian.


Keep talking, Commy, it's party time.


You wanna be able to trust your mom, not worry that she's gonna shoot you in the face.

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