Chuck

Chuck "Chuck Versus The Third Dimension" Quotes

General Beckman: Agent Walker. Mr Bartowski. I'm sure you're wondering why someone would want Tyler Martin dead.
Chuck: Not really. I mean, have you heard his music? It's over-produced. The lyrics are completely banal. I mean Facebook even has a group called "I want to kill Tyler Martin". Not that I'm a member.
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Chuck: What about Tyler here?
Casey: Check his mouth every 20 minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.
Chuck: Hang on a second. You're going to go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue watch duty?
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Chuck: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involve something other than fixing a computer or playing hot potato with a thermite grenade?
Casey: Yes.
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Tyler: This is the most impressive rest room I've seen in my life. That ceiling looks like the night sky.
Chuck: That's because it is the night sky.
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Tyler: Chuck, we got a problem. These girls want to take us upstairs and do despicable things to us.
Chuck: Tyler, Tyler that's not such a great idea.
Tyler: All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence.
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Morgan: May I present to you the urinal cake. Okay. Here's the deal. The winner will be the first one of you...
(Jeff takes a bite out of the urinal cake)
Butterman: Oh, come on!
Morgan: (to Jeff) Dude, seriously, are you kidding me? What is wrong with you? You were just supposed to touch it.
Jeff: I still win, right?
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(Casey shoots Tyler with a tranquilizer dart)
Chuck: Casey, what is wrong with you? You can't do that. You're going to give the guy brain damage or liver problems.
Casey: Too late on both counts.
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Chuck: Are you okay?
Tyler: No. No, I am not okay. I don't know where I am, how I got here and someone's tried to kill me. On the plus side, your friend's tranqs are out of this world.
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Tyler: I've got one thing to say... Hello Cleveland.
Chuck: It's Burbank.
Tyler: Well. I'm dyslexic.
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Chuck: (to Achmed) You take one more step, I send this e-mail, then everyone knows. Proving that the cell is mightier than the sword. Or very large knife as it might be in this case.
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