Chuck

Chuck "Chuck vs. the Bearded Bandit" Quotes

Morgan: One question though, who's Luke Skywalker?
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Casey: Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.
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Casey: You ever have sex with someone who just tried to kill you? It's incredible.
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Morgan: I am so tired of running errands for that man's stomach.
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Awesome: Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.
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Big Mike: So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?
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Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
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Sarah: By the way when this whole thing ends, don't expect me to mount anything of yours in my office...it's just tacky.
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Big Mike: The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?
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Morgan: Someone just found out that the zoom is mightier than the sword, my friend.
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