Chuck

Chuck "Chuck vs. the Three Words" Quotes

Chuck: There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?
Casey: Me. I'm the button.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan [to Carina]: Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love, doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lester: The studs inside are going to ruin our chances with the medium-hot chicks from Underwear Unlimited.
Jeff: I've been drinking this jail juice since I was in diapers, I'll challenge them to a drinking contest and they'll pass out.
Lester: By process of elimination we land the ladies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lester [about Carina]: She brought for guys and no beer.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, now our party is a sausage fest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carina: You idiot. The reason Sarah is being so cold is because she loves you. Now get your head out of your ass and be a spy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lester [about Carina]: Grimes stop it. Like a hot piece of toochis like that would get anywhere near a piece of trafe like you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan [about KCrina]: Do you think she'll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar.
 • Rating: Unrated

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