Chuck Season 3 Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Three Words" Quotes
Chuck: There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?
Casey: Me. I'm the button.
Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love, doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.Morgan [to Carina]
Lester: The studs inside are going to ruin our chances with the medium-hot chicks from Underwear Unlimited.
Jeff: I've been drinking this jail juice since I was in diapers, I'll challenge them to a drinking contest and they'll pass out.
Lester: By process of elimination we land the ladies.
Lester [about Carina]: She brought for guys and no beer.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, now our party is a sausage fest.
You idiot. The reason Sarah is being so cold is because she loves you. Now get your head out of your ass and be a spy.Carina
Grimes stop it. Like a hot piece of toochis like that would get anywhere near a piece of trafe like you.Lester [about Carina]
Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since BjÃ¶rn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.
Do you think she'll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories.Morgan [about KCrina]
Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar.