Chuck

Chuck Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Kept Man"

Sarah: Put on the banana hammock and stop whining.
 • Rating: Unrated

Verbanski: I didn't fly half way across the country to be debriefed. That's your job John.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 8: "Chuck Versus the Baby"

Sarah's Mom (to Chuck): I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.
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Episode 7: "Chuck vs. The Santa Suit"

Shaw (to Sarah): Do you remember Hungary? Does Chuck know about that baby?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Casey (to Alex): That Grimes kid, he's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I've been training for a while now.
Shaw: Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag?
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Shaw: No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.
Chuck: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: You know I typically brush my teeth before I...
Beckman: We never speak of this again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Merry Christmas...or Happy Hanukkah, whichever is applicable.
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Shaw (through Sarah voice box): Shaw's so handsome and smart. I bet he reads a lot of books.
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Beckman: This is my team and nobody, especially Shaw, is going to take us down.
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Chuck: Daniel Shaw murdered my father and now he has my wife. He's gonna wish he never left that prison cell.
Casey: That plan's kinda vague.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shaw: Merry Christmas Sarah. Miss me?
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Chuck: Well it wouldn't be Christmas with the Bartowskis without a little bit of drama.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 6: "Chuck Versus the Curse"

Beckman: It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: The Omen? Or pain?
Chuck: Shouldn't there be a third option?
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Chuck: It's me, Chuck Bartowski...from the phone call.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Ellie must have used your open table account.
Chuck: She always does. She knows I love the points!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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