Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Three Words"
Morgan [about KCrina]: Do you think she'll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories. [permalink]
Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar. [permalink]
Episode 1: "Chuck Versus The Pink Slip"
Beckman: For the last two years we had to protect Chuck from the world, but now we need to protect the world from chuck. [permalink]
Sarah: Ever since you went to Prague I've worked with the best spies in the world and you know what?
Chuck: They're on their way here to save us?
Sarah: None of them can do what you can do. You're a spy and you can save us. [permalink]
Casey [to Sarah about Chuck]: I've seen men have their finger nails ripped off. They were treated more humanely than you treated that kid. [permalink]
Morgan [to Chuck]: I've known your whole life. You're slightly unmotivated, a bit of an underachiever, but loser? Not your turf. [permalink]
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Cartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict. [permalink]
Awesome: Still paying the loser cover? You're nailing it. [permalink]
Chuck: If I help you guys then maybe Beckman puts the old team back together.
Casey: And all my dreams come true. [permalink]
Casey: I heard you were a lemon, but this is pathetic Bartowski, even for you. [permalink]
Total Season 3 Quotes: 70
Total Chuck Quotes: 399
