Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Chuck: (after Casey sings a high note) Hey! What?
Casey: Choir boy. What? I wasn't hatched.
Chuck: What is it? What is it, flesh-eating bacteria or anthrax? Am I gonna die?
Casey: Nope. But you can add ice and give it to little kids to sell on street corners.
Chuck: I knew it. Drugs.
Casey: It's powdered fruit punch, dumb ass.
Chuck: Wait. So not only did we not get the Fulcrum list, but Jill's never gonna speak to me again, because she caught me naked, rinsing off fruit punch with another woman?
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: Really?
Jill, if it looks like a bomb and it ticks like a bomb, generally it is a bomb.
Sarah
(to Chuck) Of course I can cover for you, man, because we're best friends, and that's what best friends do. They lie for each other, but they don't lie to each other.
Morgan
Lester: Morgan! You got to break Morgan. Chuck tells him everything.
Jeff: His beard holds so many secrets.
(Handing Casey the copy of the encoded Fulcrum list) Q36 game copier. Thankfully, Morgan is too cheap and unethical to pay for his own video game entertainment. Canada's greatest gift since Shania Twain.
Sarah: You are not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?
Casey: No, girl's pushing Guy Lafleur's view is of use to us. You sure you're not just jealous because Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?
Beckman: We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.
Chuck: Well, then I think my country might have the wrong number, 'cuz I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.
(to Devon, about Jeffster!) Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?
Woody
(Chuck pulls Casey into a hug)
Chuck: See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man-parts.
Chuck: It's a good point. (He withdraws)
(Devon grabs Morgan by the collar)
Devon: Morgan, you are ruining my wedding!
Morgan: Listen to me: if you hit me, know that it only teaches me to hit!
