Chuck

Chuck Season 2 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 2 Episode 11: "Chuck Versus Santa Claus"

Morgan: Let me ask you something. What do you do when you see your girlfriend do something so horrific, it's permanently burned into your brain?
Chuck: I don't know buddy. But I know exactly what you mean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con-job.
Chuck: OK. You're a little different from the rest of us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: I don't want to hurt anyone Chuck. So as long as no-one gets brave, no-one gets shot. Okay?
Chuck: Okay. I think we're safe. Yeah. This store has a very strict no bravery policy.
 • Rating: Unrated

General Beckman: The suspect's name is Nathan Rhyerson. He is a civilian. No record, not even a speeding ticket in the past 10 years.
Casey: Oh, Nathan picked himself the wrong place to be naughty instead of nice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: (on the phone to Chuck) Hi, Chuck. Where are you?
Chuck: DVDs. I'm in the Romantic Comedy section. Although for irony's sake, I suppose I should probably be in Hostage Thrillers.
 • Rating: Unrated

General Beckman: (looking at the tape on Casey's fingers) Are you okay, Major?
Casey: Oh, er, just paper cuts. I'm on gift wrap station, General.
General Beckman: It's an electronics store, Major, not Basra. Get it under control.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ned: Chuck, you've been a good friend to me, so I'm gonna return the favor, I'm gonna let your girlfriend go.
Chuck: No.
Ellie: Chuck.
Jeff: Ouch!
Lester: Yikes, you get cold Christmases at the Bartowski's.
Buy More Employee: Oh no, he didn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Chuck Versus the Delorean"

Chuck: (to Sarah) You wanna come over tonight for a fake date with Awesome and Ellie? I promise fake cuddling but real pizza.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (to Morgan about a Nerd Herd car) I need a Nerd Herd.
Lester: No. Emmett found Jeff's underwear on the back seat and he's having them all re-upholstered as a safety precaution.
 • Rating: Unrated

Awesome: Permission to speak freely?
Morgan: There are no secrets between us.
Awesome: Would you agree that you have no credit, no life plan, no apartment, no car, no adult responsibilities at all?
Morgan: On rare occasions I do my own laundry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Sarah's just bluffing with Beckman, right. She'd never arrest her own father?
Casey: Why not? The guy's a criminal. Been in and out of jail her whole life.
Chuck: Well, he seems to care, though. I mean, at least he's attempted to have a relationship. I don't even know where my own father is.
Casey: Oh, that's sad. You've confused me with someone that cares about your life before the Intersect.
 • Rating: Unrated

(A car horn sounds)
Chuck: That would probably be Morgan, he's giving me a ride to work.
Ellie: On what, his handlebars?
Chuck: No. Uh, uh, Morgan--Morgan bought a barely-functioning '81 Delorean that only goes 22 miles an hour. So I'd better get going. See ya!
 • Rating: Unrated

Awesome: (to Morgan) You have exactly one day to get my money back to me or I pluck you from head to toe.
Anna: Start with the groin. He won't be using that region for a while.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Alright. Sarah and I will handle the deal. (To Casey) Cop-face, you're security.
Chuck: (to Casey) We can switch names if you like. I can be Cop-face and you can be Shnook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm familiar with "Hogan's Heroes" and "Castle Wolfenstein", but beyond that my German is a little rusty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (On the phone to the police) Yeah, hi. I'd like to report a stolen '81 Delorean. Licence plate is D-E-M-O-R-G-A-N. No. This is not a prank call.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Casey: It's not a mission, moron, she's taken a personal day.
Chuck: I didn't realize we got a personal day.
Casey: Well, you don't. We do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack Burton: Cop-face, you are going to use the gift god gave you, your cop face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Sensei"

Morgan: Yep, John Casey scares me.
Chuck: Well, that happens when you bottle up your feelings like that. You wake up one day and you're a seething mass of pain.
 • Rating: Unrated

Casey: You need a little break, Bartowski?
Chuck: Yeah, that'd be nice. I mean finding out Jill was Fulcrum was a bit of a shock to the system, you know. I guess I wouldn't mind some time to sort out my feelings.
Casey: Sure thing, Chuck. I just call all the criminals, rogues, spies, and let them know to hold on a sec 'cause Chuck Bartowski needs some time to sort out his lady feelings.
 • Rating: Unrated

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