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Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.

I am way too hungry to be mature about something like this.

Wes

Yeah, that's right. I just broke a glass for no apparent reason!

Wes

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.

Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.

They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.

Captain

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.

That's my partner, and I'm the only one who gets to talk like that about him....just some professional advice.

Wes

Please don't eat that in front of me. Honestly, I think I'm dying. I'm starving to death.

Wes

Travis: You ever get tired of being you?
Wes: Occasionally, but somebody's gotta do it.

Damn, you go girl.

Travis [about Wes]
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Common Law Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.