Favorite Common Law Quotes
Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.
I am way too hungry to be mature about something like this.
Wes
Damn, you go girl.
Travis [about Wes]
Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.
Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.
Yeah, that's right. I just broke a glass for no apparent reason!
Wes
They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.
Captain
Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.
That's my partner, and I'm the only one who gets to talk like that about him....just some professional advice.
Wes
Please don't eat that in front of me. Honestly, I think I'm dying. I'm starving to death.
Wes
Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.
Travis: You ever get tired of being you?
Wes: Occasionally, but somebody's gotta do it.
