I am way too hungry to be mature about something like this.

Wes

That's my partner, and I'm the only one who gets to talk like that about him....just some professional advice.

Wes

Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.

Captain

Please don't eat that in front of me. Honestly, I think I'm dying. I'm starving to death.

Wes

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.

Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.

Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.

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