Popular Common Law Quotes
If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.
Mechanic [about Wes]
I haven't historically had luck treating the asshole.
Dr. Ryan [to Wes]
They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.
Captain
Did you fix them yet?
Captain [to Dr. Ryan]
Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?
Wes
See, he waived his right to be sober.
Travis
Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.
Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
Travis
You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.
Wes [to the Captain]
Man, that' s not how you spell thank you!
Travis [to Wes]
You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.
Wes [to Travis]
Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.
