Common Law

Common Law Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Joint Custody"

Wes: I'm worried about the dog and yelling at you is making me feel better!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Role Play"

Travis: You ever get tired of being you?
Wes: Occasionally, but somebody's gotta do it.
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Wes: I see what you did there. You laid a little trap for me.
Travis: You keep lobbin' 'em up and I keep shootin' 'em home.
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Travis [about Wes]: Damn, you go girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wes: Yeah, that's right. I just broke a glass for no apparent reason!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Travis: We don't do the learning.
Wes: That's kind of an unwritten rule in our thing.
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Travis: I'm the one teaching lessons here. Tomorrow, school is back in session, baby.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "Performance Anxiety"

Wes: When I find a horse that I want to ride, then I will....I don't want to finish.
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Wes [to Travis]: Stop counting.
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Wes: It's like whack-a-mole......
Travis: Whack-a-mole. Got it.
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Travis [to Wes]: You got that performance anxiety!
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Travis: Be Liz, be proud.
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Travis: Just for the record, I expect you to go totally postal like this one day.
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Wes: When does actual communication become actual arrests?
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Travis: Raise up a hand if you think Wes took a big step last night...
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Season 1 Episode 5: "The T Word"

Wes: No, us local folks like helping our friends at the government.
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Travis: So who's up for spanking?
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Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wes: Completely therapized and ready to move on.
 • Rating: Unrated

Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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