Common Law

Common Law Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 2: "Ride-Along"

Wes [to the Captain]: You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Travis: Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Travis: See, he waived his right to be sober.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wes: Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?
 • Rating: Unrated

Captain [to Dr. Ryan]: Did you fix them yet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Captain: They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Ryan [to Wes]: I haven't historically had luck treating the asshole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mechanic [about Wes]: If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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