Popular Community Quotes
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.Britta
I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."Pierce
Shirley: You think religion is stupid.
Jeff: No, no. To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.Dean Pelton
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??
It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.Jeff
I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.Abed
I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?Annie
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?