Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

I need Purell for my brain.

Annie

There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.

Buzz Hickey

I'm sorry you weren't a more obvious threat to the country.

SS Agent

Set phasers to love me!

Troy

Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?

Policeman [to Annie]

Culturally, it's unacceptable, but it's theatrical dynamite!

Pierce

How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?

Britta

Troy: That's it, we're arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I'm not sure about the rules, don't I need a semi truck and a ten year old son?

I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.

Britta

Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.

Jeff

Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.