Popular Community Quotes
Jeff: Everyone on this campus is nuts
Leonard [in pool]: Not me!
Jeff: Oh come on Leonard, if you're going to argue with me, put on a bathing suit
Leonard: Busted
I've loved you since there was only one Soviet Union and one Damon Wayans.
Andre
The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young "the asian guy from Lost."
Abed
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and six annoying but lovable misfits will be staring at us.
Jeff
Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
If I could just take a moment to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen. I wanna say thank you for doing this to me. For a while I thought I'd have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand nor reciprocate. So whoever you are, can I get you anything? Ice cream, best friend medal, anything?
Abed
Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
Britta
Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
Jeff: Asterisk.
Look, I think I'm over-explaining it. The bad guys are snakes and the good guys are army people.
Announcer
Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.
Annie
