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Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.
It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.Britta
I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.Chang
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.Jeff
Hank Hickey: You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'
Chang: Times Square?
Let's burn this mother down!Pierce
I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.Jeff
Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.
Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget daycare.Annie
Shirley: I was going to sign up for a class to make an online dating profile, but sailing in the parking lot sounds less pathetic.
Troy: A black person on a sailboat? I gotta see this. I'm in.
Our first assignment is a documentary, they're like real movies but with ugly peopleAbed