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Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.
Sensible night, appropriate night.Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
Abed: Sometimes I like to pour hot chocolate mix into cold milk and drink it with hot cocoa, I call it special drink
Jeff: And some day you will know it by its true name, diabetes
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.Dean Pelton
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
He sent her an emotipenis.Jeff
Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!Annie
You go, girl!Troy
I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.Britta