Popular Community Quotes
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.Dean Pelton
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.Abed
I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.Jeff
Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.Annie
Oh it's a drawing of Abed with hearts all around it. Strictly speaking, the bible condemns this level of friendship.Shirley
Well, it's official--it's on a banner.Jeff
Pierce. You're talking to an Atari cartridge. Sit down.Jeff
I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.Abed
Jeff: Annie, relax.
Britta: No you relax Jeff! Or are you afraid that if you do, my pen will fall out?!
I don't want you to break his brain.Troy [about Abed]