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We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.Abed
I'm raising less money because I'm not jump starting date rapists.Britta
Will someone please call all the ambulances?Pierce
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
I remember when this show was about community college.Abed
Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.Chang
Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.Troy
There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.Buzz Hickey
I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.Troy
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!Jeff
You seemed smarter to me when I met you.Jeff [to Britta]