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I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.Troy
Well, it's official--it's on a banner.Jeff
Let's burn this mother down!Pierce
Our first assignment is a documentary, they're like real movies but with ugly peopleAbed
Abed: What are you doing?
Jeff: Dragging Britta kicking and screaming into 1997.
Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, reassuring, non-robotic voice. We're not gonna make it to the hospital.Abed
I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, and you're scared that adding a new member might through everything off of its natural [CUT TO TITLE SEQUENCE] rhythm.Buddy
I attack him! I attack black face!Pierce
Kim: You're really mean.
Annie: Put it in a letter, Jane Austen!
For your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.Jeff
Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?Dean Pelton