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I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally win an Oscar.Shirley
The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.Dean Pelton
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
You go, girl!Troy
Pop, pop, Captain.Magnitude
Ooh, no-no juice!Troy [on wine]
How come he gets a front stinger?Troy
Don't be Mike Brady. Mike Brady's not sexy. You should be like Jo from Facts of Life.Britta
Professor Whitman: A little trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision my opponent having aggressive sex with my mother
Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?