Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Britta

I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.

Chang

I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.

Jeff

Hank Hickey: You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'
Chang: Times Square?

Let's burn this mother down!

Pierce

I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.

Jeff

Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.

Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget daycare.

Annie

Shirley: I was going to sign up for a class to make an online dating profile, but sailing in the parking lot sounds less pathetic.
Troy: A black person on a sailboat? I gotta see this. I'm in.

Our first assignment is a documentary, they're like real movies but with ugly people

Abed

Community Quotes

Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy