Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

I need Purell for my brain.


There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.

Buzz Hickey

I'm sorry you weren't a more obvious threat to the country.

SS Agent

Set phasers to love me!


Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?

Policeman [to Annie]

Culturally, it's unacceptable, but it's theatrical dynamite!


How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?


Troy: That's it, we're arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I'm not sure about the rules, don't I need a semi truck and a ten year old son?

I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.


Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.


Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.