Popular Community Quotes
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.Troy
Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.Chang
Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.Jeff
Ooh, no-no juice!Troy [on wine]
You go, girl!Troy
Britta: this cause is really important to me
Annie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like Guatemala
Shirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis
If farts are fair game, so is God.Duncan
We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.Abed
When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.Britta