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Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."Pierce
Imaginary Britta is right--and ONLY Imaginary Britta.Abed/ Fourth Wall
Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can't?
Clean up on aisle busted.Troy
Professor Kane: You may proceed, Ms. Edison. But do so with caution. Need I remind you: this is NOT a courtroom!
Abed: Sometimes I like to pour hot chocolate mix into cold milk and drink it with hot cocoa, I call it special drink
Jeff: And some day you will know it by its true name, diabetes
Are you being meta?Shirley [to Abed]
Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?Dean Pelton
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
This is the Jonestown of dinners.Annie
Congratulations, you failed a class so easy that people passing in the hallway get contact credit.Teacher