I need help reacting to something.

Abed

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta

It's just like the Notebook, only instead of Alzheimer's, Abed has ... someone who likes him.

Annie

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]

I need Purell for my brain.

Annie

Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.

Dean Pelton

I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

Annie subdue your guest.

Abed

I hate to say I told you so, so I'll shout it through cupped hands.

Jeff

Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!

Annie

Vaughn doesn't ever wear shoes or a shirt. How has he not died from a lack of service?

Jeff

Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.

Community Quotes

I need help reacting to something.

Abed

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta