Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

I need Purell for my brain.


Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.

Dean Pelton

I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.

Troy [about Abed]

Is it Jean Claude van Overbite?


I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!

Dean Pelton

Oh Abed. Will your reality ever come out on Blu-Ray so we can enjoy it?


Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."


Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!

Wow. You guys are real downers. I can't believe I made out with both of you.


It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.


Community Quotes

Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?