Popular Community Quotes
I need help reacting to something.Abed
Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?Britta
It's just like the Notebook, only instead of Alzheimer's, Abed has ... someone who likes him.Annie
Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.Shirley [to Annie]
I need Purell for my brain.Annie
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.Dean Pelton
I piss warnings. Pig.Britta [to Chang]
Annie subdue your guest.Abed
I hate to say I told you so, so I'll shout it through cupped hands.Jeff
Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!Annie
Vaughn doesn't ever wear shoes or a shirt. How has he not died from a lack of service?Jeff
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.