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It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Britta

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy

Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a 'pool party' that turned out to be a Baptism.
Shirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.

Pierce: Who is the dumpling with the nice Asian pair?
Jeff: I think that's the first time sexism has made me hungry.

Jeff, one of our friends is deeply disturbed.

Britta

What happened is between us and Jesus. And Jesus don't snitch.

Shirley

Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.

Britta

Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.

Dean Pelton

I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead.

Professor Hickey

Pierce. You're talking to an Atari cartridge. Sit down.

Jeff

What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?

Jeff

I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.

Troy
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Troy, make me proud. Be the first black man to make it to the end.

Abed

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Britta
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