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Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
Come on, hands people! It's 90% of SpanishSenor Chang
That dude was hard core racist. Like 1800's Disney style.Troy
I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.Troy
Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice.
I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?Annie
The text message was sent exclusively to black students, and one French kid named LeBron.Annie
As someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit.Jeff
Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!Britta
Ooh, no-no juice!Troy [on wine]
I'm sure it's not biggie, but I'm a horny man so I'm only half present.Jeff