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Subway Rep: So you're teaching Fundamentals of Law here?
Jeff: Yeah.
Subway Rep: Do you think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law? It's essentially the same, I'm sure. Just a bit more focused.
Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice.
Jeff: I'm not dreaming about settling down.
Annie: Maybe you already have. You're teaching, you like it, you love Greendale--
Jeff: No, I love scotch and myself. I tolerate Greendale.
Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.
Dean Pelton
What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?
Dean Pelton
We're like Goonies, except our story tracks logically.
Abed
It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Professor Duncan
I teach law at Greendale, so believe me, I don't know much about law.
Jeff
We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.
Abed
