Community Season 2 Episode 14: "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" Quotes
You can all hang out in your suspended humiliation and think about what you learned today. One, don't screw with me. Two, invite me to your crap.
Pierce
This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.
Troy
Abed (regarding Pierce's character): He's face down, barely breathing, a pool of blood around him.
Shirley: I can't tell you how long I've dreamed of this moment! In the game.
Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!
Neil: This sword was one of a kind. It was forged by my ancestors.
Pierce: I hump it.
Pierce: I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls.
Abed: You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.
I attack him! I attack black face!
Pierce
Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.
You are the AT&T of people.
Troy (to Britta)
Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
Shouldn't there be a board, or pieces or something to Jenga?
Troy
So we just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?
Shirley
