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Britta: So Oedipal.
Priest [to Britta]: You're the worst.

With all do respect sir, I have zero respect for you.

Jeff [to Pierce's dad]

Cool, I can't feel my pants.


After you said Britta was right, everything sounded like one big foghorn.


Jeff: What's that complex called when you're wrong about everything?
Britta: Ah sarcasm, from the man with the mother of all daddy issues.

Pierce's positrons have bee negatized creating anti-Pierce.


Bitches is gay talk for friends.


Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!


Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.

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