Community Season 3 Episode 6: "Advanced Gay" Quotes
Britta: So Oedipal.
Priest [to Britta]: You're the worst.
With all do respect sir, I have zero respect for you.
Jeff [to Pierce's dad]
Cool, I can't feel my pants.
Troy
After you said Britta was right, everything sounded like one big foghorn.
Jeff
Jeff: What's that complex called when you're wrong about everything?
Britta: Ah sarcasm, from the man with the mother of all daddy issues.
Pierce's positrons have bee negatized creating anti-Pierce.
Abed
Bitches is gay talk for friends.
Pierce
Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
Britta
Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.