Community "Advanced Gay" Quotes
Britta: So Oedipal.
Priest [to Britta]: You're the worst.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff [to Pierce's dad]: With all do respect sir, I have zero respect for you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Cool, I can't feel my pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: After you said Britta was right, everything sounded like one big foghorn.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: What's that complex called when you're wrong about everything?
Britta: Ah sarcasm, from the man with the mother of all daddy issues.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Pierce's positrons have bee negatized creating anti-Pierce.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: Bitches is gay talk for friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Britta: Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
• Rating: Unrated
Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.
• Rating: Unrated
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