Britta: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!
Security Guard: I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.

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• Added: March 06, 2014

Britta: You know who else it made sense to?
Annie: Say 'Hitler' one more time and I am giving you a 2.

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Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.

Professor Hickey

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• Added: March 06, 2014

As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.

Jeff

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• Added: March 06, 2014

There already was a rating system in place, it was called 'Cool People Get More,' and it was working fine.

Jeff

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• Added: March 06, 2014