Community Season 5 Episode 12: "Basic Story" Quotes
Jeff: I'm not dreaming about settling down.
Annie: Maybe you already have. You're teaching, you like it, you love Greendale--
Jeff: No, I love scotch and myself. I tolerate Greendale.
Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice.
Subway Rep: So you're teaching Fundamentals of Law here?
Jeff: Yeah.
Subway Rep: Do you think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law? It's essentially the same, I'm sure. Just a bit more focused.
Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.
Jeff
I should go clean out my locker...she said at the age of 33.
Britta
Britta: What's an insurance appraiser?
Annie: Something that sounds normal and boring, but is actually scary, like a raised mole, or a turkey deep-fryer.
