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Jeff: I'm not dreaming about settling down.
Annie: Maybe you already have. You're teaching, you like it, you love Greendale--
Jeff: No, I love scotch and myself. I tolerate Greendale.

Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice.

Subway Rep: So you're teaching Fundamentals of Law here?
Jeff: Yeah.
Subway Rep: Do you think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law? It's essentially the same, I'm sure. Just a bit more focused.

Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.

Jeff

I should go clean out my locker...she said at the age of 33.

Britta

Britta: What's an insurance appraiser?
Annie: Something that sounds normal and boring, but is actually scary, like a raised mole, or a turkey deep-fryer.

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