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Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!

It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.

Jeff

I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.

Shirley

Jeff what happened? You look...70.

Troy

I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!

Dean Pelton

I think time flies when you're joking around about movie titles that sound like names for poop.

Jeff

Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.

Chang

Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.

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