Community "Biology 101" Quotes
Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Jeff what happened? You look...70.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jeff: I think time flies when you're joking around about movie titles that sound like names for poop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8