Chang: We're going to get frozen yogurt.
Pierce [getting on Chang's scooter]: I'm not gay man, they close in seven minutes.
Troy: I could have driven you.
Chang: You said he hated froyo.
Pierce: Just drive!
Troy: Slut!

• Permalink: We're going to get frozen yogurt. I'm not gay man, they close ...
• Added: February 12, 2010

That was the first 20 seconds of a 40 minute conversation. Very informative.

Britta

• Permalink: That was the first 20 seconds of a 40 minute conversation. Very...
• Added: February 12, 2010

You look about ready to marry Courtney Love.

Britta [to hungover Jeff]

• Permalink: You look about ready to marry Courtney Love.
• Added: February 12, 2010

Looks like the law from of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.

Chang

• Permalink: Looks like the law from of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the da...
• Added: February 12, 2010

She has more fights about something that doesn't matter than a Youtube comments channel.

Winger

• Permalink: She has more fights about something that doesn't matter than a Y...
• Added: February 12, 2010

Abed: Do you like Britta?
Jeff: Sure, who doesn't?
Abed: Over half the people that meet her.

• Permalink: Do you like Britta? Sure, who doesn't? Over half the people ...
• Added: February 12, 2010

The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young "the asian guy from Lost."

Abed

• Permalink: The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young the asian guy from Lost.
• Added: February 12, 2010

One Papa John's commercial and he thinks he's Christian Bale.

Abed

• Permalink: One Papa John's commercial and he thinks he's Christian Bale.
• Added: February 12, 2010