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Community "Contemporary American Poultry" Quotes

Dean: Do you know who might have stolen a box of hair nets from the kitchen?
Abed: Someone with hair.
Dean: I'm gonna write that down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Do you know why I'm here?
Jeff: You got caught with a fake bachelor degrees by the way, they started using that as a mid season arc on Law and Order. Total rip off.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Pierce: abed, Your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead, know what I mean?
Abed: I don't.
Jeff. you're not alone in this case. Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase, streets ahead
Pierce: Trying? Coined and minted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: The minute before you thought about busting us, that was the minute you had chicken in your hands.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: The universe goes by supply and demand the more you take and demand, the more it sends.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jeff: To victory, it feels unfamiliar but it tastes like chicken.
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere.
Shirley: We get it! You named your monkey Annie's Boobs.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Shirley: I caught him stuffing my man full of chicken, and Tyler Perry has a whole series of movies about why that's wrong.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Troy: Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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