Community "Contemporary American Poultry" Quotes (Page 2)
Jeff: For your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Troy: If God were edible - not that I'm Catholic - but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Abed: His dreadlocks remind me of the Predator, which is weird because you're doing the actual hunting, and you seem invisible to him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Troy: I gotta stop hanging out with her. She sounds like a chicken finger.
• Rating: Unrated
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