If God were edible - not that I'm Catholic - but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.

Troy

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His dreadlocks remind me of the Predator, which is weird because you're doing the actual hunting, and you seem invisible to him.

Abed

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Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?

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I gotta stop hanging out with her. She sounds like a chicken finger.

Troy

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