Ooh, no-no juice!

Troy [on wine]

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• Added: March 25, 2011

You know who has real conversations? Ants. They talk by vomiting chemicals in each other's mouths. They get right down to brass tacks

Jeff

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• Added: March 25, 2011

After they get frightened by the evening news, many people seek the foods and soothing music of a pre-racial America.

Diner owner

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• Added: March 25, 2011

I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?

Jeff

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• Added: March 25, 2011

Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.

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• Added: March 24, 2011